violentblowjobs: nuclearbummer: this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed) i have to reblog this bc even scrolling past this and knowing what it is i just start cracking up
Me cuddling with the person I like: Omg. This is so nice. Lets just hold each other forever and be next to each other. I just want to lay my head on your chest and listen to your heart. Nothing else needs to happen. This is so sweet and romantic. I love cuddling with you.
Me two minutes later: Lol screw this. Take your pants off.
the-missing-chapter: howrra: in-the-tempest: w3ndyclear: wewilloverc0me: teamhawkeye: beautifulwhatsyourhurry: gallium-knight: nerdnawesome: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried I’m going to keep reblogging this until you all hear it. CLITOORIS There are legitimately tears streaming down my face - someone help me!!! XD OMFG I’M CRYING LIKE LITERALLY...
anditslove: Alkaline Trio and Tegan Quin - Wake...
I am no living man.: I'm Loki AND Thor? >:| →
Avengers Personality Quiz Tony Stark/ Iron Man [x] You like booze  You are the life of the party [x] You love gadgets [x] You can be rather cocky  Your favourite colour is red or gold  You’re good with computers [x] You use sarcasm a lot  You love getting attention  You’re good at mechanics  You have issues with your parents 4/10 Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk  You’re good...
veracityinbloom: I had a SUPER late night. I feel Sleepy and super cuddly. Come snuggle! ohoh, pick me! grade A canadian snuggler right here